A Man and his Lady
Both dressed to the nines,
Walked hand in hand
Into a restaurant to dine.
Having showed them their table,
Then placing the menu in plain sight,
The Waiter took a step back
And waited for the couple to decide.
"What shall we have?
What would you like?
What do you think
We should choose from the menu tonight?"
"How about bitter Caustic Remarks for starters
Tossed with some Acerbity?
And a bottle of dry Deceit
Would wash them down nicely."
"Later for the mains we'll have
A medium-rare Sabotage in caramel sauce,
With dozens of roasted Plagarism
And grilled Manipulation to finish off."
"For dessert, a generous slice of Backstabbing
Drowned in thick creamy Bootlicking,
Topped off with a sprinkle of Perverse Nature
Is a must, to end our night perfectly."
Having jotted down the couple's order,
The Waiter retreated to the kitchen.
He staked the paper on the counter
On which the word 'Murder' was written.
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